Category: Joke Board
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice- President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest
civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.
The source was quoted to say " All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the balls to do it".
In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters wishing to bag a lawyer,
to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license.
Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100,
but open season will be all year long.
The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at a hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual
revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year.
Other states are considering similar hunting license stamps.